An Intestinal Imbroglio
Michael What follows is a fable, a highly detailed, glaringly graphic recount of one particular journey, an odyssey through the murky, whirling waters of the doldrums within my belly. It is a tale I think we can all relate to, at least fifteen out of twenty two of us anyway, undoubtedly with more to come in the not too distant future. Dear reader, if you dare to read on, I urge you to brace yourself for the stomach churning, bowel contorting, pantaloon destroying story that lies ahead. ~ Deep in the distressed depths of my dinner's usual destination, a tumultuous terror lurks, When it it rears its hideous head, my straining stomach body jumps and jerks, Like Narcondam, the great Indian volcano of old, The beast creates noises, even eruptions, best left untold, Rumbling and roaring, veering with voracious violence and vigour, Gushing with the force of the great Ganges river Flowing with the characteristically chaotic consistency of debris , Ceaselessly, th...