Indian Railroads, Take Me Home

You were over 1 hour late picking me up tonight, Indian Railways. I feel like a scorned lover who just keeps coming back for more. Every time we schedule to see each other you find some way to let me down. You have stood me up twice in the past, leaving me with no choice but to seek comfort with someone else. It hasn't been easy, not at all. After 23 journeys with you I think our time is up. I can't keep doing this. I need someone who I can depend on. So, I am breaking up with you. We are done. When you drop me at Mumbai CST tomorrow morning at 4.35am (or so you say), it will be the last time you will see me. I know, it's hard, we have had some good memories along the way but I think it will be best for both of us if we just move on. If I can ask you one final favour, please do what you do well and deliver us to Mumbai a few hours late. I wouldn't mind a sleep in, some time to say goodbye. 

It's been a wild ride, thank you for the memories, but please just take me home.

Tom