Lost

Raymond

 

Yeah. So through this trip, I am proud to say I haven't lost many things this trip. Haven't lost any personal belongings. Haven't lost my way through the immense labyrinth of a few India metropolises. Haven't even managed to lose weight. I have lost a few games of 500. And I've also managed to lose my glasses. Whoops.

Mum and Dad, please feel welcome to be totally disappointed and angry in your son. I completely understand, as I am rather disappointed at my own idiocy. To cut to the chase, I decided it would be a fantastic idea to go for a dip in the sea with my glasses, on, not expecting myself to have much of a swim. Anyhow, I got caught off guard through my little stroll and a wave crashed over me, sweeping me off my feet and my glasses off my face/head. 

Consequently, I have been visually impaired for a period of about 2 hours while I wait for fish and chips on Colva beach. Yes I have been on a bit of a crusade to find my precious eyewear. I miss my two pieces of glass red and black frames dearly. So if anyone kindly finds a pair of spectacles fitting this description, please try contact me. It's somewhere on Colva beach or in the Arabian Sea. Yeah good luck. 

Mum and Dad I would appreciate it if you were to book me an appointment at Specsavers when I get back home. Thanks in advance. On that note, if anyone is still looking for a Christmas present for me, a pair of glasses would be much appreciated too. I can probably survive the next week without wearing my bad boys-they will be missed. Please don't ask me how many fingers you are holding up, thats not a test of my eyesight rather a testament of your insensitivity to my predicament. Now that my meal has arrived, I'll have to sign off. Fish for the first time in 3 weeks? Yes please.